A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, \u201cPlease come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle, and I can\u2019t figure out how to get started.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Her boyfriend asks, \u201cWhat is it supposed to be when it\u2019s finished?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n She replies, \u201cAccording to the picture on the box, it\u2019s a rooster.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Her boyfriend goes over to help. When he arrives, he sees puzzle pieces scattered all over the table. He examines the pieces and then smiles, saying, \u201cFirst of all, no matter how we try, these pieces won\u2019t resemble a rooster. Secondly, let\u2019s not stress about it. How about we have a nice cup of tea and\u2026 put all these Corn Flakes back in the box?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n In a classroom, the teacher asks the students to paint a picture of cows grazing in a meadow. Soon, Little Johnny raises his hand to show he\u2019s finished and displays a blank sheet of paper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cBut Johnny, you didn\u2019t paint anything on it?\u201d<\/strong> says the teacher.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWell, the cows have eaten all the grass and since there was no grass left, they just went away,\u201d<\/strong> Johnny explains.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, \u201cPlease come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle, and I can\u2019t figure out how to get started.\u201d Her boyfriend… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2125,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-recipes"],"views":862,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistp.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistp.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistp.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistp.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistp.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2124"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistp.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2124\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2126,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistp.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2124\/revisions\/2126"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistp.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistp.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistp.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistp.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}