{"id":2417,"date":"2024-07-18T15:26:13","date_gmt":"2024-07-18T15:26:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/flavortwistp.co.uk\/?p=2417"},"modified":"2024-07-18T15:26:13","modified_gmt":"2024-07-18T15:26:13","slug":"unlucky-husbands-funny-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flavortwistp.co.uk\/?p=2417","title":{"rendered":"UNLUCKY HUSBANDS (FUNNY STORY)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Two women friends reunited after many years. \u201cTell me,\u201d one asked, \u201cWhat happened to your son?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh, my poor son!\u201d sighed the mother.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHis marriage is so unfortunate. He ended up with a girl who doesn\u2019t lift a finger around the house. She spends all day in bed, either sleeping or lounging and reading. Can you believe he even brings her breakfast in bed?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s terrible,\u201d said her friend. \u201cAnd your daughter?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAh, she\u2019s so fortunate! She married an angel. He insists she doesn\u2019t do anything around the house. Every morning, he brings her breakfast in bed. She can sleep as long as she wants and just relax all day.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two women friends reunited after many years. \u201cTell me,\u201d one asked, \u201cWhat happened to your son?\u201d \u201cOh, my poor son!\u201d sighed the mother. \u201cHis marriage is so unfortunate. He ended&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2418,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2417","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-recipes"],"views":957,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistp.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2417","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistp.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistp.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistp.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistp.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2417"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistp.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2417\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2419,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistp.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2417\/revisions\/2419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistp.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistp.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistp.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistp.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}